Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
I fucking hate shit like this because now i’m going to have to watch this whole god damn anime just to get your shitty joke and be able to die in god damn piece
"Simti noua ta libertate?Raceala picioarelor nu-ti mai raneste picioarele goale.Daca te tai,pielea se reface imediat . Nici o creatura a noptii nu te poate rani.Boala nu te poate rani.Ești o fiinta puternica si profunda?In piept,unde te ating acum cu mana,ai o inima,inima ta de om. " -Anne Rice
parents: can you cook dinner
light rain (◡‿◡✿)
heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
grandpa got game